Web and Graphic Designer based in Muscat, Oman. Founder of Orphicpixel dot com. Photography hobbyist. Socially and physically awkward, lack of social skills, struggles to communicate with anything that does not have a keyboard.
Client: ”How much do you charge to install Windows on a computer?” Me: “$85” Client: ”Is it going to be legal?” Me: ”Yes.” Client: “How much do you charge for a pirated copy?” Me: ”$10,000 or 10 years in prison.”